Fleeing Shoplifting Suspects Drown In Creek

Though the coroner didn’t specify what killed Ochoa, whether it was excessive bleeding, infection or something else, the case is considered closed. “There are no outstanding suspects other than the one that it is deceased,” said King. “We are unaware of who was in attendance at the cockfights.”“We don’t know exactly what he was looking at or what she was referring to but when the wife spoke of young girls, we believe she was talking about girls above the age of 18 and perhaps in their early 20s,” Whelan said. “We have one of the best forensic teams and they will analyze his computer, which we have in our possession.” […]

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Cheryl White Is A Terrible Nanny

Police say Michael Lucero, 20, was booked into West Valley Detention Center in Rancho Cucamonga and formally charged with the child’s death.Durango, CO – The parent of a Colorado teen has threatened involving the ACLU after claiming that the rejection of her daughter’s submitted yearbook photo is “censorship.” This, of course, would represent a landmark expansion of the ALCU’s role – given that they have not previously undertaken litigation in the area of bad taste.

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Woman Charged After Abusing Pork Products At Framingham Police Station

Court records show previous reports to Child Protective Services involving Barnes and her son. No details of those reports have been disclosed.Police were called to the hotel and found Kiser inside her hotel room. When they tried escorting her off of the premises she began kicking and elbowing the arresting officers in the head, neck, and chest. She also managed to repeatedly kick one cop in the groin with the heel of her foot.

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High School Student Found Dead In Cemetery

Dad Suspected of Beating 20-year-old Daughter in Oxford: MyFoxDETROIT.comThe pervert was arrested and charged with the following felonies: rape, aggravated child molestation, child molestation and enticing a child for indecent purposes. He was also charged with misdemeanor interference with custody. He will also be facing charges in Newton County where the girl was abducted, according to Deputy Cortney Morrison with the Newton County Sheriffs Office. […]

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Pulpit of Doom – Penis Cakes And Unwanted Facials

According to reports, the boys were at PS 315 in Flatbush on Monday when they decided to spice up one of their teacher’s water with some poison. The boys were busted after another student saw what they had done and reported it to their mother, who contacted the school.Her family had not heard from her since November, despite numerous attempts to contact her, and figured that she just wanted her space and would return when she was ready. Those thoughts of Dietzel returning home alive vanished when police contacted them last week, asking for her dental records.

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Good Samaritan Electrocuted After ‘Alcohol-Related’ One-Car Accident

According to reports, the teenager said that she was raped by a man called Rinku in the tiny village of Khair after he offered her some print erasing whitener – a substance that the girl reportedly likes to huff on.The woman said that she and her boyfriend, Tayon Alexander, argued about the puppies in the home and their messes, and then he told her I threw the dog down and it’s dead.” Another deputy found two more dead puppies; the two deputies also found the mother dog in the back yard eating out of scattered garbage bags, one puppy walking around the house, and two puppies cowering behind the toilet (which, the Ocala StarBanner notes, was “filled with urine and feces,” leading me to wonder why in God’s name they were arguing about puppy shit when the toilet and back yard were so clearly in need of attention). […]

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Burglar Takes A Shite In Man’s Car

Now if all of that wasn’t enough to piss you off, it turns out almost exactly one year ago, Abdi made calls to 911 to report he was being abused by Mohamud. Police responded to these calls but never had any proof of abuse. Abdi had no visible bruises and Mohamud explained that Abdi was just accusing him of abuse because he was making him do his homework.Emergency crews arrived but were unable to revive Ash. While everyone was trying to save Ash’s life, Burlew had fled the apartment. She was found in a nearby apartment and arrested without incident. Jessica Burlew has been charged with second-degree murder and will face trial as an adult.

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